I heard we made out
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I would fuck him just for his dog
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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