why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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