You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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