Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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