oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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