Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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