Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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