So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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