he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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