Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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