So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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