i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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