think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
only if we run a train.
done.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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