Porn is love you can see.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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