She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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