Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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