I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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