I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
please don't ironically join a cult
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