the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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