dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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