Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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