I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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