And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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