If i come over, it means nothing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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