You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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