I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
