Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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