awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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