Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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