Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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