The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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