Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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