Well douche your snatch and let's go!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you had me at cake vodka
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
