i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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