I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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