I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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