She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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