I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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