we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
