he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize