It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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