She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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