Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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