She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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