Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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