? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Where is the hickey?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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