Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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