This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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