D3 body, D1 cock
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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