real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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