I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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