THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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