let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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