did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
