i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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